Friday

I woke up in my bed and i turned to the side and there a big black man laying there :S i lifted up da sheet and he was nude :S and let me tell u now its not true about black men bein hung bcz he was NOT. so i SCREAMED so fucking loud, and the black man jumped on and covered ma mouth and got a knife out, i was so scared, n he brought da knife 2 ma neck and said "GIVE ME UR FUCKING MONEY" and i got feel his 4 inch willy up ma leg n i giggled. then he tied me 2 da bed posts wid some gucci rope which i keep 4 ma bondage sex ;)! n he smashed my 48inch tv and wrecked my flat :'(! HE THEN SET FIRE TO IT, I WATCHED AS MY GUCCI SOFAS AND GUCCI VASES WERE BURNING. the black man then slapped me and went to bite, prob to give me aids. THen ma best mate Alesha kicked down the door and shot da black man wid a gucci gun thru his big thick black skull. then she un tied me and we escaped. the fire men arrived and they were so fucking fit, so before they saved my river side flat me n alesha gave head to all them and one cummed all over ma face n i culdt see :S. then my flat was destoryed. me n alesha just sat they cryin then da fire men left :( alesha got her gucci mobile and called up sum1 and booked a hoilday and the next thing i knew we were strutin thru the airport, then alesha tripped over and her head fell into a butch womans crutch, and the woman said 2 her "U LIKE IT DOWN THERE" and stroked her :O i was like "u dirty dyke" and ran off dragged alesha on da floor. we got 2 our plane n just sat there shakin as it took off. me n alesha were walkin around da plane after a few double vodkas n we picked out the two fittist men and went 2 the toilets next 2 eachother and fucked them so HARD, the toilets were shakin so badly, we joined da the mile high club, i was so fucking wet i culd of made a fucking swimming pool look dry ! n when the man cummed inside of the condom it all ran backwards and over his body so i licked it off. then i was "cya babe" n met alesha outside the plane worker said "WHAT AV U BEEN DOIN" so i said "fuck off we were avin a shag is that kk?" n he said "No" so i wiped the cum from around ma mouth n slapped him n we went bk 2 our seats. we were sleeping and then we got off da plane and we had arrived in.
NEW YORK CITY.
we was waiting outside the airport bcz alesha said we were meeting someone and a limo pulled up and a red carpet appeared n a lush girl was walkin towards us with long blonde hair, a dior custom made dress and a diamond necklace, n she shouted "oi u fucking sluts" n as she did this a tramp ran past and stole aleshas bag.